australian bloggers are like a whole other species i love them and theyre all so frickin hot
no its almost winter here we’re freezing
no you guys don’t understand freezing. come to canada and say that to my face aussie
come to australia in summer and your face will fall off
And if something tries to bust in…?
Let’s say John taught him wrong.
But Dean is teaching well:
DON’T COME HERE WITH YOUR PERFECT CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT GO AWAY
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
I just realized that the word bed looks like a bed
My brain literally stopped working for a second
WHOA kids born in 13 will be turning 2000 this year
wanna know how i got these scars
it makes me so uncomfortable when people swear at their parents like i would get straight up beaten if i told my mom to shut the fuck up
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
Demons run when a good man goes to war.
you can’t buy happiness but you can buy bacon
why does tumblr feel the need to ship everything
because we’ll never have relationships of our own